Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend, Italian “businessman” Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested in 2008 and served four years in federal prison for fraud and money laundering (translation: stealing old people’s money), is now living in London. He wants to return to America, but there’s just two problems: he’s a felon and nobody seems to want to give him money. What a shock. New York Post reports:

“He claims to be purchasing an energy company in Switzerland,” a source told The Post’s Richard Johnson. “He’s having a hard time getting cash. He can’t figure out why, duh.”…“He misses America, and when he gets enough money he wants to lobby for a presidential pardon.”

I guess Anne Hathaway could mail him her Oscar so he can melt it down, but I think she still sleeps with it and talks to it at dinner.

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