No matter what country you live in, you should always celebrate America’s birthday because at one point in your life, we’ll probably invade you. So you better be have a tiny American flag and a mullet when we get there, so we can claim you as one of our own. So hopefully you had lots of beer by the pool yesterday and managed not to blow your hand off with fireworks. If you lost a hand, here’s Courtney Stodden in a tiny, patriotic bikini to show you what you sacrificed for. MURICA.