No matter what country you live in, you should always celebrate America’s birthday because at one point in your life, we’ll probably invade you. So you better be have a tiny American flag and a mullet when we get there, so we can claim you as one of our own. So hopefully you had lots of beer by the pool yesterday and managed not to blow your hand off with fireworks. If you lost a hand, here’s Courtney Stodden in a tiny, patriotic bikini to show you what you sacrificed for. MURICA.]]>
It’s unclear why Rosie Jones isn’t more famous than she is, because if you were trying to design the perfect body, you can stop. Rosie Jones already has it. If you’re a dude, I’m sorry if you disagree. You’re more than welcome to continue shopping for scarves online or picking out bedazzled bows for your terrier.
There’s not going to be many times when we get to see Jennifer Lawrence naked unless she’s chasing an Oscar or leaks a sex tape, so good thing she decided to play Mystique. Today we all have nerd boners.
I’ll be honest, I have no idea who Juicy J is. I barely know what twerking is. But both of those things happened last night when Miley Cyrus showed up at a Juicy J concert and twerked on stage. I that hope when the aliens attack they don’t hold this against us.
Pamela Anderson shot a commercial for the England-based, web hosting service Crazy Domains, and it has been banned in England by the Advertising Standards Authority after they received complaints that the ad was sexist and degrading to women. As you watch the video, try to pinpoint the exact moment a woman is being degraded (hint: you can’t). It’s a shame when unattractive women have to call and complain when they see a woman hotter than them in a commercial. Maybe we should ban that.
Source = The Guardian]]>
If your parents are Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin are you turned out ugly, something had has gone horribly wrong. So I’m glad Ireland Baldwin has appeared to have dodged that bullet.
January Jones is by far the hottest thing on Mad Men (except for this season when she’s been in a fat suit), but unlike her character Betty Draper, she is staring in a new movie, Sweetwater, where she plays a prostitute avenging the death of her husband. Oh and she’s topless a lot. Did I mention that? That should be a selling point.]]>
With the exception of Kelly Brook, Lucy Pinder is the queen of the Page 3 Girls. It seems like every model in England has gigantic boobs without being fat. Get on that, America!
Polish model and Real Housewives star Joanna Krupa was in Miami this weekend where she decided to go topless at a pool. Luckily, paparazzi are don’t care about privacy laws, so now we have the pictures for you. Just doing our part to make your Monday better.
Kelly Brook has dated Billy Zane and Jason Stratham, so she probably won’t be dating us any time soon, so good for us that she poses like this in Vogue Brazil. If you could design a woman’s body in a lab, it would come out looking like Kelly Brook.
Let’s be honest, Courtney Stodden is an unapologetic famewhore who finds any excuse to be either scantily clad or naked. And you know what? We’re perfectly okay with that. So whatever your thoughts on her are, I think we can all agree that blonde with huge boobs should be naked as much as possible. So click and enjoy.
We have a new feature here at My Ex, so congratulations to Sara Underwood for being the first Dream Ex. We’d gladly go through a bad break up with her if it meant we got to see this live and in person everyday. In fact, she could break up with us on television and we’d still be cool with it. Why? Have you seen her ass?
If you were in South Beach this weekend, you probably saw the sun having heat envy because Candice Swanepoel pranced around in this bikini. Good God, man. It looks like her body was created in a lab with the instructions “visually cure erectile dysfunction”.
Ireland Baldwin is a product of divorce with severe daddy issues, so these pictures shouldn’t bee too surprising.
The ex Mrs. Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, has a new movie coming out where she plays a stripper. After looking at these pictures, where can I get $10, ooo in singles? I’ll probably need more in a few hours.
While she may or may not still be engaged to Liam Hemsworth, it hasn’t stopped her from making “music”, and here is a leaked pic from the album. She’s wearing less and less clothing lately, so hopefully her new album bombs, so it will speed up the “Miley Cyrus is naked and broke the Internet” news.]]>
Olivia Munn has been working that whole “sexy goofball nerd” for a while now, but when she closes her mouth and puts on a bikini top and some short shorts, you realize how damn hot she is. I’d like to thank Esquire for reminding us of all that.
Since Monday’s suck, I won’t bore you with the fact that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up again, so instead, here’s Beth Humphry’s new topless shoot for NUTS Magazine. Because as we all now, huge, perfect boobs make everything better. It’s safe to say I’d marry her just to look at these everyday.
Here’s former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr in Miami, and if all moms could bounce back like this, there probably wouldn’t be as many divorces. According to Orlando Bloom, being married to a woman who looks like this in a bikini is the key to a happy marriage.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher has been separated since November 2011 after reports surfaced that Kutcher was cheating on Moore with a woman in Vegas. However, they still haven’t officially divorced. This is mostly due to the contentious nature of their divorce, with Kutcher trying to keep as much money as possible and Moore’s lawyers trying to walk away with as much of Kutcher’s money as possible. A specific war now is the battle over a $100M capital venture fund that Kutcher set up with billionaire Ron Burkle and Madonna’s manager Guy Oseary. Page Six reports:
Kutcher and Oseary earlier this month announced their fund A-Grade investments, set up to invest in tech start-ups, was valued at $100 million and they were raising money from outside investors….Our source continued, “Ashton set up A-Grade with Oseary and Burkle in 2010, when he and Demi were still together, but he recently told her lawyers the fund had not made substantial money. In fact, he claimed he had only put about $1 million into it. “Now it seems Ashton and Oseary were working towards a private offering based on a valuation of $100 million. Ashton owns 20 percent of the fund, under California law, Demi should be entitled to half of his share — $10 million.”
This makes Kutcher look shady and Moore look like a bitter ex trying to make Kutcher feel as much pain as she did, so I hope they come to some kind of an agreement and just move on with their lives. On a personal note, this just reason #2,896 why people should never get married.]]>
We all know that Taylor Swift has made a career of dating dudes just to write songs about them. Her dating life is increasingly absurd, and every time you read about her she’s with a new guy. Then five minutes later, she’s getting dumped because she’s basically a stalker. Although it was cute for a while and people believed she was just a girl looking for love, public perception has now quickly turned. Naughty But Nice Rob reports:
America’s dislike of Taylor Swift is now affecting her music career. The usually unstoppable diva’s new single peaked at a WEAK # 20 and is falling FAST. “All the stories of her chasing guys and buying homes next to them are starting to hurt her,” one music insider tells Naughty But Nice Rob. “She went from being America’s sweetheart – to being some sort of stalker. Most of it is unfair, however, the perception is all that matters.” Time to keep your mouth closed about all those boys, Taylor?
What do you guys think? Would you date her knowing her history? Do you think people are being too judgmental?]]>
When the news broke late last year that Joe Simpson was gay and had sex with male escorts, it didn’t come as a shock to anyone except the rest of the Simpson family. Ashlee started partying so much that her ex-husband, Pete Wentz, threatened to take their child away. Tina, Jessica’s mother, considered suicide, even though Joe has denied all of the allegations. But, Nick Lachey, Jessica’s ex-husband told us what we already needed to know. Radar Online reports:
Nick shocked viewers of Watch What Happens Live on Bravo last Tuesday night when he told host Andy Cohen, “The best thing about not having Joe Simpson anymore as a father-in-law is I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday.”
Surprise! Jessica Simpson is pissed.
After Nick’s insensitive TV comment, an insider told RadarOnline.com: “Jessica was shocked and horrified that Nick said what he said. She’s upset. Nick might have thought it was funny and he got a cheap laugh, but to Jessica, it wasn’t — at all.”
We can all agree that Nick Lachey dodged a bullet by not marrying Jessica Simpson, and is now spending his time counting all his 98 Degrees money and impregnating Vanessa Minnillo. So if we’re keeping score at home, it’s Nick Lachey 2, Jessica Simpson 0.]]>
The first clip of Farrah Abraham‘s sex tape, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, has hit online and it doesn’t disappoint. Anal, squirting, blowjobs, dildos, and masturbating. Yep, she’s definitely a preacher’s daughter.
To see a even more NSFW clip, check out exclusive content over at DrunkenStepfather.]]>
Thanks to Egotastic and Vivid, here’s the uncensored screencaps from the Farrah Abraham porn tape that she sold for $1.5M. Her parents are devout Christians, so they must be very proud. Actually they are, because I don’t know if you read that first part, but she just made $1.5M. So what do you think? Would you buy this?
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are aged out now, so Kris Jenner is trying her best to pimp out the younger Armenian horse in her stable, so here’s Kendall Jenner in a bikini. We, of course, can expect more of this, because Kris Jenner’s business plan is basically sexualizing her kids. All of them except Kylie and Rob. This photoshoot was taken in Greece, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Kris threw both of them off that cliff in 300.
Ireland Baldwin booty shaking on the beach [DrunkenStepfather]
20 Strangest Sex Laws in America [Adult Search]
Miley Cyrus braless. Yes. [TaxiDriver Movie]
Amanda Bynes is continuing her obsession with Drake, who is continuing to ignore her! The actress achieved social media infamy when she tweeted to Drake weeks ago, “murder my (censored, word for ‘lady parts’!). “ And that was just the beginning. Bynes tweeted the word “King” to Drake early Monday, complete with photo, as some fans are calling her out for her bizarre behavior.
Long story short, Amanda Bynes is crazy, but at least she’s entertaining. What E! hasn’t contacted her about her own show is something that historians will one day question.]]>
In one painful entry, the former lawyer of OJ Simpson noted his first wife “threw a huge frying pan at me.” “Kourtney came downstairs, and she was terrified! She started crying and shaking,” he wrote in a handwritten entry….In another note, Robert wrote how he received a phone call from Kim, then 8, on Aug. 24, 1989, frantically telling him how her mother had lashed out at her. Robert tried to calm down his “hysterical” daughter only for Kris to pick up the phone and scream: “(She Said), ‘Kim, if you don’t get up here right now, you are dead.’”
Kris Jenner is basically Mommy Dearest who forces her children and all those around her to bend to her will because all she wants in life is control and money. That’s it. Now, her other daughter, Kendall, isn’t even legal yet and she’s pushing her to be a model and reality star (Kendall has already gone on record saying she wants nothing to do with TV), but she’s still trying to make it happen. It’s sad that a woman would use her family like this, but hey, welcome to Hollywood.]]>
Leonardo DiCaprio has traveled the world, made incredible films and even done his part to save the planet. But he hasn’t settled down with that one special woman—yet.”Six months of being on location or being off in Morocco or someplace like that is not the best thing for a relationship,” he says.
DiCaprio only dates models under the age of 25, so obviously he’s not looking for a serious relationship and anybody who dates him should realize that going in. I mean, it’s Leonardo DiCaprio. He can walk into any public place, unzip his pants and point to where he wants the line to start.]]>
“All he does is rehearse and spend time with his partner, Peta Murgatroyd,” an insider dished to the magazine. “She’s tired of waiting around for him, so she goes to bars and gets wasted.” Giudici has been spending time at Los Angeles hotspots Planet Dailies and The Sayers Club, where she has been witnessed throwing down drinks and shots.
All shows like The Bachelor do is show that if you put a bunch of women in a room with an object and tell them only one of them can have it, they’ll claw each others eyes out to make sure they get it. That’s pretty sad. Not sure how you can think you’ve found “the one”, when the one is taking every chick on a helicopter ride then back to the jacuzzi. So keep drinking, Catherine. It’ll all be over soon. Then you an drink more when you’re getting divorced.
The soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Pete Campbell, Alison Brie, doesn’t get enough love in Mad Men, because they keep her bundled up in 1960′s housewife clothes, but thanks to Esquire, she’s setting it all free. I don’t how she manages to be insanely sexy and girl next door cute at the same time, but she nails it. I’d marry her if I didn’t think marriage was worse than basically anything else that exists.
Netflix is making their own original programming now, and in case you didn’t know, it’s first, House Of Cards is brilliant. And one of the reasons is that Kevin Spacey, and ridiculously happy married man, still cheats with the insanely hot Kate Mara. Here are some screencaps of the show, so if you have Netflix, why are you still reading this?
Our sources tell us … Justin was “torn apart” when Selena pulled the plug on their relationship in December, when she walked out on him in the middle of their Mexico vacation. We’re told Justin feels “tortured,” because Selena has not made a clean break — far from it. We’re told she is regularly calling him and sending him mixed messages, and it’s been messing with his head.
Look, I get it. It’s probably his first real relationship, coupled with the fact that he has a raging God complex that makes him not understand how he could ever be dumped. He probably says, “I’M JUSTIN BIEBER, DAMMIT” to himself in the mirror a lot.]]>
The TV beauty, 46, told us in a statement last month, “It is with great regret that my marriage to Grant is ending after more than six years. “He is a special man and we have two amazing children together … this was a mutual decision that was not taken lightly and we are committed to our children and will work together to ensure their happy and healthy upbringing.”
I assume full custody means child support and the divorce means alimony. I checked this dude’s IMDB and he hasn’t worked since 2011, so I’m not sure this was a mutual decision. Be sure to tell him that when you give him your order at Coffee Bean.]]>
The “Parks and Recreation” star was spotted out on a date with actor and comedian Nick Kroll at the Pikey Cafe and Bar on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles last Friday night. Kroll has a sketch comedy show, “The Kroll Show,” on Comedy Central. A spy tells us the two looked “cozy” as they sat across from each other at a small table. The couple also went unnoticed by other customers as they dined. “No one really recognized them,” a witness told us.
This apparently wasn’t their first date, but it’s the first time they’ve been spotted out together, so who knows what the first date was. Amy has two kids under 5, so maybe it was in a bouncy house.]]>
Be as Attractive as Possible
They may not have known it at the time but Nada Surf dished out the most sagacious “how to get laid” advice there is in their 1996 tour de force Popular: “Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible.” FUCK YES! That’s the shit I’m talking about. It’s not necessary, however, to look like Brad Pitt just to get laid. Sure, it helps to have a chiseled jawline, soul-piercing eyes and a buttox for the ages, but if you squeeze every last drop of attractiveness out of yourself — no matter what level you’re at — I guarantee you’ll be six unimpressive inches deep inside a queef box in no time at all. So long as you…
Play in Your Own League
It would be disingenuous to say looks aren’t the biggest factor in getting laid. For anyone that isn’t filthy rich, eighty percent of slangin’ dick is all about your exterior; it’s a superficial world and anyone willing to fuck you after knowing you for twenty-five minutes could care less about all the great stuff going on in the inside that ugly capsule you call a body. That said, if the most attractive version of you is a “4″ on the scale of good-lookingness then you need to focus on chicks close to that or worse. Getting laid is completely different than finding a girlfriend. When you settle down, the last thing you want to do is settle but if you’re only looking to squeeze out a few pulses on a cold winter’s night, you’re going to fail if you consistently try to bang girl’s who don’t have a lazy eye to match yours.
Don’t Be Cheap
Pay for the cab, buy her a drink. Also a good way to discover your preferences. A girl who offers to pay is likely less entitled/not a gold digger, which will go a long way if you ever decide to get serious. Decline her offer because you are a man, and this is how the world works.
Be Good at Something
In other words, be interesting. Cooking, soccer, guitar, collecting stamps, ventriloquism, motorcycle maintenance, whatever. Don’t be a boring, mouth-breathing equivalent of an oak tree. Everyone is talented at something, so make an impression with those talents. You can do it without being a show-off, too.
Go Out With People That Fill in Your “Gaps”
Are you handsome as all shit but have horrible anxiety breaking the ice or approaching groups of girls? Make sure one of the guys in your group is fearless and always willing to be “that guy.” Even if he isn’t the best looking dude, the girls will see he’s rolling with you, Nature’s Gift, and immediately want to engage in conversation. For his troubles, he’ll get your table scraps. That’s how teamwork works, you guys.
At college, I once heard a possibly apocryphal story about a guy who developed something he called the “Four Pillars” to getting laid. Three of them were ridiculous and shouldn’t be discussed here. One of the pillars, though, does work: Posting up. Moving too much in a bar makes you seem unsure of yourself. Actually standing still, though, allows you to scope out the situation and find the talented and available girls at a bar or party. Two people constantly moving in one space could theoretically never find each other. If one person stays still, though, that problem is eliminated. That’s kind of like science.
Be a Little Bit of a Dick
The concept of “negging” is too overplayed, and it makes us think of that awful “Mystery” guy. But this is an obvious fact: The nicer you are, the less chance you’ll have with a girl. Similarly, if you’re a complete asshole, you’ll also have less chance with a girl. The key is finding that happy medium where you’re challenging her a bit, but also not straight-up insulting her.
Don’t Make it a Big Deal
Think of how many nights out that had the sole goal of hooking up fell short of your expectations. Unless you’re Justin Timberlake or a young J. Camm, you’re not going to turn in a 100 percent success rate. Don’t let failure ruin your life or even deter you from having fun. I’ve always felt like random hookups require an inordinate amount of work for the eventual payoff. God, that feels good to get off my chest. Look, I like letting my dick swim in strange waters as next guy, but I’m not going to base my worth as a human being on how often that happens. You shouldn’t either.
Take it from a guy who is married, bedding a random is far, far easier than keeping your old lady fat and happy on a daily basis. Listen to what they have to say, learn as much as you can. TRY. You’ll have plenty of time to willfully ignore a woman when she’s speaking once you tie the knot. A well-placed callback joke about a previous element of the conversation shows you care and that you’re not some self-centered asshole … even if you are, in fact, one of those.
It took me forever to grasp this one. I refused to go out on the dance floor and gyrate around like an idiot for too long. Then I had an epiphany. Women aren’t looking for someone who has world-class moves out there – they are looking for someone secure enough with himself to look silly in pursuit.
Not every guy is the best looking guy in the room. Every guy can practice proper grooming habits, though. Don’t smell like a homeless man, and pop in a breath mint every now and then. Girls are looking for an excuse to sleep with you. Cleaning up nicely could be that excuse.
Have a Unique, Redeeming Personality Trait
The concept of peacocking is long-held to be a recipe for success. But if you peacock too superficially, she’s going to lose interest fast. Be funny, be quirky, be witty, be yourself. I can’t tell you how many times I tried to be something I wasn’t in order to bed the hot blond from two dorms over. And guess what? It never worked. Not because I’m not a catch (Solid 8 right here, ask around), but because a Bro is never as comfortable with another Bro’s equipment. If being the nice guy is your thing, stick to that. If being a dick is your thing, you should get another thing, but stick to that in the meantime.
Don’t be too aggressive with ordering shots. But it makes you seem fun, and girls are really just trying to have fun. Just try not to vom.
Have Dope Sauce Body Language
Interacting with a girl is entirely a confidence game. More than anything, you have to believe you are going to get laid, or that you at least can pull it off. Remember that if you are interacting with a girl one on one, there are no rules as to who is “above” the other. You’re both potentially interested, so it’s simply a matter of leveraging that interest that makes you look as awesome as possible. Body language, then, physically appearing to embrace and be in command of the situation, is paramount.
Make Self-Deprecating Humor So She Feels Comfortable
We live in a world where it’s easy to want to justify how awesome we are–we’re a narcissistic generation, perhaps indirectly, but social media has certainly changed the game in terms of how we’re viewed by others, which in return has made us want to be viewed in the best possible light. Hence playing up our strengths, hence coming off as narcissistic.
I’ve always found self-deprecating humor as a great way to deflect this. Even it if you are so cool, or that thing you are doing is such a huge deal, remember that you are just a dude, trying to successfully woo a girl. Nothing is set in stone. Make her feel comfortable around you by letting her know that you don’t take yourself too seriously.
Appear to be Interested in What She Has to Say–Ask Follow Up Questions
You don’t have to actually listen. You’re simply communicating that you ascribe value to her in a way that you don’t to other people, which is basically a more socially acceptable way of telling her that you’d very much wish to bring her back to your place and engage in adult activities. Latch onto something that she says, and try to pursue it via leading follow-up questions. Even if she doesn’t realize it, she’s flattered.
Look, Look Away Dance Floor TacticThe grimy dance floor is our generation’s mating chamber. It requires a drastically different flirtation arsenal than other settings, especially when approaching a girl you don’t already know:
1) Initially show interest by sneaking a look at her. Lock eyes, fill up that second with an assertive intensity, but then look away and go back to doing whatever it is you were just doing. This will establish your intention, but do so in a way that doesn’t completely give her the upper hand. Maintaining and even playing field is crucial.
2) Repeat this tactic at least one more time to gauge her interest. Have enough social IQ to know if she reciprocates in any way. Otherwise, refrain from being the dreaded “creeper”
3) Continue tactic, position your body in a way that shows interest on your part, and eventually pick the right spot to introduce yourself. I’ve always hated the non-talk, automatically start grinding thing–it seems quite rapey–so just preface your interaction with something as innocent as a “sup.” There’s a decent chance the blaring music won’t let her hear what you’re saying, so if you’re really struggling for words, just mouth a bunch of stuff and smile. She’ll smile back. Don’t appear to be too aggressive here.
Don’t Be a Debbie Downer
If you’re the type of person who makes casual conversation by complaining about how much you hate your job, your roommates, your financial situation, your overly expensive rent, or the bar you happen to be at, you suck. Like it or not, your bitching kinda makes you bitch. Unless you’re establishing common ground by complaining about your mutual hatred for Ke$ha, no one wants to listen to a Negative Nancy. Don’t suck.
Don’t Talk About Your Ex, EVER
I don’t care if the girl you’re hitting on has the same last name, hails from the same state, or looks like her goddamn doppleganger, for all intents and purposes, when you leave the house, your ex is dead. No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that slut — your friends included.
You don’t have to be the human equivalent of Yelp, but it doesn’t hurt to have a few clutch spots committed to memory: A great neighborhood coffee spot around the corner to cap off a date. A bar down the block that’s not quite as loud. The best 3 A.M. pizza slice on the West Side. That great sake bombing karaoke lounge that you think is in K-town. Be a master of your domain.
Compliment Her Without Being Cheesy
Or, be smooth. You don’t need to pull a Ryan Gosling “hey girrrrl,” but you should know how to compliment her without sounding like a cheeseball. When she makes a clever point during small talk, follow up by telling her that’s a good point and you never thought of it that way. Say she has fine taste in XYZ: movies, music, alcoholic beverages, etc. Tell her you like something about the way she looks. Be natural, be sincere.
Flowers and/or Gifts
Works like a charm if you’re in a relationship.
Become Friends First
Seriously, this one works. It’s a slow burn. Don’t believe all the bullshit about the friend-zone being an uninhabitable place. Instead, think of it as a sex bullpen. The power of positive thinking is real, people.
Buy a Hooker
I suppose this is technically the easiest way to getting laid. Unless you can…
Be a Woman
Hot chicks that aren’t even famous could get laid every night of the week if they wanted. And say what you want, ugly broads, but you still have it FAR BETTER than your male counterparts.
Angelina Jolie has just made it crystal clear … she and Brad Pitt did NOT secretly get married. You’ll recall, Angelina swapped out her $500,000 diamond engagement ring for a simple gold band during a recent humanitarian trip to the Congo … probably so it wouldn’t get lost or stolen … but that didn’t stop everyone from speculating that she and Brad had wed on the DL.
Not to sound insensitive, but I wouldn’t wear a $500,000 diamond ring to the Congo either. Based on movies that I’ve seen, they steal all your diamonds to make lasers.]]>
“How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I’m sure,” the mogul says of the number of ladies he’s taken to bed. “There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn’t married. You have to keep your hand in.” Hefner’s hand is out of the game now, thanks to the magazine publisher’s relationship with wife Crystal Harris. Speaking about his 26-year-old bride, whom he wed in December, the multi-millionaire gushes that he’s a happy, committed, one-woman man. “All our friends think it’s made in heaven,” he tells Esquire of his third marriage. (Hef was wed twice before, to Mildred Williams from 1949 to 1959, and to Kimberley Conrad from 1989 to 2010.) “It’s only people who don’t know us, who simply see us as stereotypes in terms of age and beauty.” “I just feel very, very fortunate to have found her at this stage in my life. I saved the best till last,” he says of the model.
Man, Crystal Harris is a lucky lady. Laying under a corpse is apparently a great way to become a millionaire. I wish the happy couple the best.]]>
The motorcycle mogul ,43, married pro-drag racer Alexis DeJoria, 35, in Malibu on Sunday after dating for approximately seven months….James’s youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria’s daughter Bella, 10, reportedly served as flower girls in the private ceremony at the estate of DeJoria’s multi-billionaire father, John Paul DeJoria, the co-founder of the Paul Mitchell hair care products line, the Patron Spirits Company, and the House of Blues nightclub chain…“Jesse’s always had a man crush on John Paul,” an insider tells Star. “And what better way to get close to him than to get hitched to his daughter?”
So, let’s recap Jesse James’ last two relationships: Kat Von D. He cheated on her. Sandra Bullock. He married her then cheated on her with basically everybody. Not sure if Alexi DeJoria picked up on this, but Jesse James likes to cheat. I hope she’s okay with that, because expect another “Jesse James cheated on me” story in a few months.]]>