Here’s former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr in Miami, and if all moms could bounce back like this, there probably wouldn’t be as many divorces. According to Orlando Bloom, being married to a woman who looks like this in a bikini is the key to a happy marriage.
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher has been separated since November 2011 after reports surfaced that Kutcher was cheating on Moore with a woman in Vegas. However, they still haven’t officially divorced. This is mostly due to the contentious nature of their divorce, with Kutcher trying to keep as much money as possible and Moore’s lawyers trying to walk away with as much of Kutcher’s money as possible. A specific war now is the battle over a $100M capital venture fund that Kutcher set up with billionaire Ron Burkle and Madonna’s manager Guy Oseary. Page Six reports:
Kutcher and Oseary earlier this month announced their fund A-Grade investments, set up to invest in tech start-ups, was valued at $100 million and they were raising money from outside investors….Our source continued, “Ashton set up A-Grade with Oseary and Burkle in 2010, when he and Demi were still together, but he recently told her lawyers the fund had not made substantial money. In fact, he claimed he had only put about $1 million into it. “Now it seems Ashton and Oseary were working towards a private offering based on a valuation of $100 million. Ashton owns 20 percent of the fund, under California law, Demi should be entitled to half of his share — $10 million.”
This makes Kutcher look shady and Moore look like a bitter ex trying to make Kutcher feel as much pain as she did, so I hope they come to some kind of an agreement and just move on with their lives. On a personal note, this just reason #2,896 why people should never get married.]]>
We all know that Taylor Swift has made a career of dating dudes just to write songs about them. Her dating life is increasingly absurd, and every time you read about her she’s with a new guy. Then five minutes later, she’s getting dumped because she’s basically a stalker. Although it was cute for a while and people believed she was just a girl looking for love, public perception has now quickly turned. Naughty But Nice Rob reports:
America’s dislike of Taylor Swift is now affecting her music career. The usually unstoppable diva’s new single peaked at a WEAK # 20 and is falling FAST. “All the stories of her chasing guys and buying homes next to them are starting to hurt her,” one music insider tells Naughty But Nice Rob. “She went from being America’s sweetheart – to being some sort of stalker. Most of it is unfair, however, the perception is all that matters.” Time to keep your mouth closed about all those boys, Taylor?
What do you guys think? Would you date her knowing her history? Do you think people are being too judgmental?]]>
When the news broke late last year that Joe Simpson was gay and had sex with male escorts, it didn’t come as a shock to anyone except the rest of the Simpson family. Ashlee started partying so much that her ex-husband, Pete Wentz, threatened to take their child away. Tina, Jessica’s mother, considered suicide, even though Joe has denied all of the allegations. But, Nick Lachey, Jessica’s ex-husband told us what we already needed to know. Radar Online reports:
Nick shocked viewers of Watch What Happens Live on Bravo last Tuesday night when he told host Andy Cohen, “The best thing about not having Joe Simpson anymore as a father-in-law is I don’t have to play grab-ass under the table on Easter Sunday.”
Surprise! Jessica Simpson is pissed.
After Nick’s insensitive TV comment, an insider told RadarOnline.com: “Jessica was shocked and horrified that Nick said what he said. She’s upset. Nick might have thought it was funny and he got a cheap laugh, but to Jessica, it wasn’t — at all.”
We can all agree that Nick Lachey dodged a bullet by not marrying Jessica Simpson, and is now spending his time counting all his 98 Degrees money and impregnating Vanessa Minnillo. So if we’re keeping score at home, it’s Nick Lachey 2, Jessica Simpson 0.]]>
The first clip of Farrah Abraham‘s sex tape, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, has hit online and it doesn’t disappoint. Anal, squirting, blowjobs, dildos, and masturbating. Yep, she’s definitely a preacher’s daughter.
To see a even more NSFW clip, check out exclusive content over at DrunkenStepfather.]]>
Thanks to Egotastic and Vivid, here’s the uncensored screencaps from the Farrah Abraham porn tape that she sold for $1.5M. Her parents are devout Christians, so they must be very proud. Actually they are, because I don’t know if you read that first part, but she just made $1.5M. So what do you think? Would you buy this?
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are aged out now, so Kris Jenner is trying her best to pimp out the younger Armenian horse in her stable, so here’s Kendall Jenner in a bikini. We, of course, can expect more of this, because Kris Jenner’s business plan is basically sexualizing her kids. All of them except Kylie and Rob. This photoshoot was taken in Greece, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Kris threw both of them off that cliff in 300.
Ireland Baldwin booty shaking on the beach [DrunkenStepfather]
20 Strangest Sex Laws in America [Adult Search]
Miley Cyrus braless. Yes. [TaxiDriver Movie]
Amanda Bynes is continuing her obsession with Drake, who is continuing to ignore her! The actress achieved social media infamy when she tweeted to Drake weeks ago, “murder my (censored, word for ‘lady parts’!). “ And that was just the beginning. Bynes tweeted the word “King” to Drake early Monday, complete with photo, as some fans are calling her out for her bizarre behavior.
Long story short, Amanda Bynes is crazy, but at least she’s entertaining. What E! hasn’t contacted her about her own show is something that historians will one day question.]]>
In one painful entry, the former lawyer of OJ Simpson noted his first wife “threw a huge frying pan at me.” “Kourtney came downstairs, and she was terrified! She started crying and shaking,” he wrote in a handwritten entry….In another note, Robert wrote how he received a phone call from Kim, then 8, on Aug. 24, 1989, frantically telling him how her mother had lashed out at her. Robert tried to calm down his “hysterical” daughter only for Kris to pick up the phone and scream: “(She Said), ‘Kim, if you don’t get up here right now, you are dead.’”
Kris Jenner is basically Mommy Dearest who forces her children and all those around her to bend to her will because all she wants in life is control and money. That’s it. Now, her other daughter, Kendall, isn’t even legal yet and she’s pushing her to be a model and reality star (Kendall has already gone on record saying she wants nothing to do with TV), but she’s still trying to make it happen. It’s sad that a woman would use her family like this, but hey, welcome to Hollywood.]]>
Leonardo DiCaprio has traveled the world, made incredible films and even done his part to save the planet. But he hasn’t settled down with that one special woman—yet.”Six months of being on location or being off in Morocco or someplace like that is not the best thing for a relationship,” he says.
DiCaprio only dates models under the age of 25, so obviously he’s not looking for a serious relationship and anybody who dates him should realize that going in. I mean, it’s Leonardo DiCaprio. He can walk into any public place, unzip his pants and point to where he wants the line to start.]]>
“All he does is rehearse and spend time with his partner, Peta Murgatroyd,” an insider dished to the magazine. “She’s tired of waiting around for him, so she goes to bars and gets wasted.” Giudici has been spending time at Los Angeles hotspots Planet Dailies and The Sayers Club, where she has been witnessed throwing down drinks and shots.
All shows like The Bachelor do is show that if you put a bunch of women in a room with an object and tell them only one of them can have it, they’ll claw each others eyes out to make sure they get it. That’s pretty sad. Not sure how you can think you’ve found “the one”, when the one is taking every chick on a helicopter ride then back to the jacuzzi. So keep drinking, Catherine. It’ll all be over soon. Then you an drink more when you’re getting divorced.
The soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Pete Campbell, Alison Brie, doesn’t get enough love in Mad Men, because they keep her bundled up in 1960′s housewife clothes, but thanks to Esquire, she’s setting it all free. I don’t how she manages to be insanely sexy and girl next door cute at the same time, but she nails it. I’d marry her if I didn’t think marriage was worse than basically anything else that exists.
Netflix is making their own original programming now, and in case you didn’t know, it’s first, House Of Cards is brilliant. And one of the reasons is that Kevin Spacey, and ridiculously happy married man, still cheats with the insanely hot Kate Mara. Here are some screencaps of the show, so if you have Netflix, why are you still reading this?
Our sources tell us … Justin was “torn apart” when Selena pulled the plug on their relationship in December, when she walked out on him in the middle of their Mexico vacation. We’re told Justin feels “tortured,” because Selena has not made a clean break — far from it. We’re told she is regularly calling him and sending him mixed messages, and it’s been messing with his head.
Look, I get it. It’s probably his first real relationship, coupled with the fact that he has a raging God complex that makes him not understand how he could ever be dumped. He probably says, “I’M JUSTIN BIEBER, DAMMIT” to himself in the mirror a lot.]]>
The TV beauty, 46, told us in a statement last month, “It is with great regret that my marriage to Grant is ending after more than six years. “He is a special man and we have two amazing children together … this was a mutual decision that was not taken lightly and we are committed to our children and will work together to ensure their happy and healthy upbringing.”
I assume full custody means child support and the divorce means alimony. I checked this dude’s IMDB and he hasn’t worked since 2011, so I’m not sure this was a mutual decision. Be sure to tell him that when you give him your order at Coffee Bean.]]>
The “Parks and Recreation” star was spotted out on a date with actor and comedian Nick Kroll at the Pikey Cafe and Bar on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles last Friday night. Kroll has a sketch comedy show, “The Kroll Show,” on Comedy Central. A spy tells us the two looked “cozy” as they sat across from each other at a small table. The couple also went unnoticed by other customers as they dined. “No one really recognized them,” a witness told us.
This apparently wasn’t their first date, but it’s the first time they’ve been spotted out together, so who knows what the first date was. Amy has two kids under 5, so maybe it was in a bouncy house.]]>
Be as Attractive as Possible
They may not have known it at the time but Nada Surf dished out the most sagacious “how to get laid” advice there is in their 1996 tour de force Popular: “Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible.” FUCK YES! That’s the shit I’m talking about. It’s not necessary, however, to look like Brad Pitt just to get laid. Sure, it helps to have a chiseled jawline, soul-piercing eyes and a buttox for the ages, but if you squeeze every last drop of attractiveness out of yourself — no matter what level you’re at — I guarantee you’ll be six unimpressive inches deep inside a queef box in no time at all. So long as you…
Play in Your Own League
It would be disingenuous to say looks aren’t the biggest factor in getting laid. For anyone that isn’t filthy rich, eighty percent of slangin’ dick is all about your exterior; it’s a superficial world and anyone willing to fuck you after knowing you for twenty-five minutes could care less about all the great stuff going on in the inside that ugly capsule you call a body. That said, if the most attractive version of you is a “4″ on the scale of good-lookingness then you need to focus on chicks close to that or worse. Getting laid is completely different than finding a girlfriend. When you settle down, the last thing you want to do is settle but if you’re only looking to squeeze out a few pulses on a cold winter’s night, you’re going to fail if you consistently try to bang girl’s who don’t have a lazy eye to match yours.
Don’t Be Cheap
Pay for the cab, buy her a drink. Also a good way to discover your preferences. A girl who offers to pay is likely less entitled/not a gold digger, which will go a long way if you ever decide to get serious. Decline her offer because you are a man, and this is how the world works.
Be Good at Something
In other words, be interesting. Cooking, soccer, guitar, collecting stamps, ventriloquism, motorcycle maintenance, whatever. Don’t be a boring, mouth-breathing equivalent of an oak tree. Everyone is talented at something, so make an impression with those talents. You can do it without being a show-off, too.
Go Out With People That Fill in Your “Gaps”
Are you handsome as all shit but have horrible anxiety breaking the ice or approaching groups of girls? Make sure one of the guys in your group is fearless and always willing to be “that guy.” Even if he isn’t the best looking dude, the girls will see he’s rolling with you, Nature’s Gift, and immediately want to engage in conversation. For his troubles, he’ll get your table scraps. That’s how teamwork works, you guys.
At college, I once heard a possibly apocryphal story about a guy who developed something he called the “Four Pillars” to getting laid. Three of them were ridiculous and shouldn’t be discussed here. One of the pillars, though, does work: Posting up. Moving too much in a bar makes you seem unsure of yourself. Actually standing still, though, allows you to scope out the situation and find the talented and available girls at a bar or party. Two people constantly moving in one space could theoretically never find each other. If one person stays still, though, that problem is eliminated. That’s kind of like science.
Be a Little Bit of a Dick
The concept of “negging” is too overplayed, and it makes us think of that awful “Mystery” guy. But this is an obvious fact: The nicer you are, the less chance you’ll have with a girl. Similarly, if you’re a complete asshole, you’ll also have less chance with a girl. The key is finding that happy medium where you’re challenging her a bit, but also not straight-up insulting her.
Don’t Make it a Big Deal
Think of how many nights out that had the sole goal of hooking up fell short of your expectations. Unless you’re Justin Timberlake or a young J. Camm, you’re not going to turn in a 100 percent success rate. Don’t let failure ruin your life or even deter you from having fun. I’ve always felt like random hookups require an inordinate amount of work for the eventual payoff. God, that feels good to get off my chest. Look, I like letting my dick swim in strange waters as next guy, but I’m not going to base my worth as a human being on how often that happens. You shouldn’t either.
Take it from a guy who is married, bedding a random is far, far easier than keeping your old lady fat and happy on a daily basis. Listen to what they have to say, learn as much as you can. TRY. You’ll have plenty of time to willfully ignore a woman when she’s speaking once you tie the knot. A well-placed callback joke about a previous element of the conversation shows you care and that you’re not some self-centered asshole … even if you are, in fact, one of those.
It took me forever to grasp this one. I refused to go out on the dance floor and gyrate around like an idiot for too long. Then I had an epiphany. Women aren’t looking for someone who has world-class moves out there – they are looking for someone secure enough with himself to look silly in pursuit.
Not every guy is the best looking guy in the room. Every guy can practice proper grooming habits, though. Don’t smell like a homeless man, and pop in a breath mint every now and then. Girls are looking for an excuse to sleep with you. Cleaning up nicely could be that excuse.
Have a Unique, Redeeming Personality Trait
The concept of peacocking is long-held to be a recipe for success. But if you peacock too superficially, she’s going to lose interest fast. Be funny, be quirky, be witty, be yourself. I can’t tell you how many times I tried to be something I wasn’t in order to bed the hot blond from two dorms over. And guess what? It never worked. Not because I’m not a catch (Solid 8 right here, ask around), but because a Bro is never as comfortable with another Bro’s equipment. If being the nice guy is your thing, stick to that. If being a dick is your thing, you should get another thing, but stick to that in the meantime.
Don’t be too aggressive with ordering shots. But it makes you seem fun, and girls are really just trying to have fun. Just try not to vom.
Have Dope Sauce Body Language
Interacting with a girl is entirely a confidence game. More than anything, you have to believe you are going to get laid, or that you at least can pull it off. Remember that if you are interacting with a girl one on one, there are no rules as to who is “above” the other. You’re both potentially interested, so it’s simply a matter of leveraging that interest that makes you look as awesome as possible. Body language, then, physically appearing to embrace and be in command of the situation, is paramount.
Make Self-Deprecating Humor So She Feels Comfortable
We live in a world where it’s easy to want to justify how awesome we are–we’re a narcissistic generation, perhaps indirectly, but social media has certainly changed the game in terms of how we’re viewed by others, which in return has made us want to be viewed in the best possible light. Hence playing up our strengths, hence coming off as narcissistic.
I’ve always found self-deprecating humor as a great way to deflect this. Even it if you are so cool, or that thing you are doing is such a huge deal, remember that you are just a dude, trying to successfully woo a girl. Nothing is set in stone. Make her feel comfortable around you by letting her know that you don’t take yourself too seriously.
Appear to be Interested in What She Has to Say–Ask Follow Up Questions
You don’t have to actually listen. You’re simply communicating that you ascribe value to her in a way that you don’t to other people, which is basically a more socially acceptable way of telling her that you’d very much wish to bring her back to your place and engage in adult activities. Latch onto something that she says, and try to pursue it via leading follow-up questions. Even if she doesn’t realize it, she’s flattered.
Look, Look Away Dance Floor TacticThe grimy dance floor is our generation’s mating chamber. It requires a drastically different flirtation arsenal than other settings, especially when approaching a girl you don’t already know:
1) Initially show interest by sneaking a look at her. Lock eyes, fill up that second with an assertive intensity, but then look away and go back to doing whatever it is you were just doing. This will establish your intention, but do so in a way that doesn’t completely give her the upper hand. Maintaining and even playing field is crucial.
2) Repeat this tactic at least one more time to gauge her interest. Have enough social IQ to know if she reciprocates in any way. Otherwise, refrain from being the dreaded “creeper”
3) Continue tactic, position your body in a way that shows interest on your part, and eventually pick the right spot to introduce yourself. I’ve always hated the non-talk, automatically start grinding thing–it seems quite rapey–so just preface your interaction with something as innocent as a “sup.” There’s a decent chance the blaring music won’t let her hear what you’re saying, so if you’re really struggling for words, just mouth a bunch of stuff and smile. She’ll smile back. Don’t appear to be too aggressive here.
Don’t Be a Debbie Downer
If you’re the type of person who makes casual conversation by complaining about how much you hate your job, your roommates, your financial situation, your overly expensive rent, or the bar you happen to be at, you suck. Like it or not, your bitching kinda makes you bitch. Unless you’re establishing common ground by complaining about your mutual hatred for Ke$ha, no one wants to listen to a Negative Nancy. Don’t suck.
Don’t Talk About Your Ex, EVER
I don’t care if the girl you’re hitting on has the same last name, hails from the same state, or looks like her goddamn doppleganger, for all intents and purposes, when you leave the house, your ex is dead. No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that slut — your friends included.
You don’t have to be the human equivalent of Yelp, but it doesn’t hurt to have a few clutch spots committed to memory: A great neighborhood coffee spot around the corner to cap off a date. A bar down the block that’s not quite as loud. The best 3 A.M. pizza slice on the West Side. That great sake bombing karaoke lounge that you think is in K-town. Be a master of your domain.
Compliment Her Without Being Cheesy
Or, be smooth. You don’t need to pull a Ryan Gosling “hey girrrrl,” but you should know how to compliment her without sounding like a cheeseball. When she makes a clever point during small talk, follow up by telling her that’s a good point and you never thought of it that way. Say she has fine taste in XYZ: movies, music, alcoholic beverages, etc. Tell her you like something about the way she looks. Be natural, be sincere.
Flowers and/or Gifts
Works like a charm if you’re in a relationship.
Become Friends First
Seriously, this one works. It’s a slow burn. Don’t believe all the bullshit about the friend-zone being an uninhabitable place. Instead, think of it as a sex bullpen. The power of positive thinking is real, people.
Buy a Hooker
I suppose this is technically the easiest way to getting laid. Unless you can…
Be a Woman
Hot chicks that aren’t even famous could get laid every night of the week if they wanted. And say what you want, ugly broads, but you still have it FAR BETTER than your male counterparts.
Angelina Jolie has just made it crystal clear … she and Brad Pitt did NOT secretly get married. You’ll recall, Angelina swapped out her $500,000 diamond engagement ring for a simple gold band during a recent humanitarian trip to the Congo … probably so it wouldn’t get lost or stolen … but that didn’t stop everyone from speculating that she and Brad had wed on the DL.
Not to sound insensitive, but I wouldn’t wear a $500,000 diamond ring to the Congo either. Based on movies that I’ve seen, they steal all your diamonds to make lasers.]]>
“How could I possibly know? Over a thousand, I’m sure,” the mogul says of the number of ladies he’s taken to bed. “There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn’t married. You have to keep your hand in.” Hefner’s hand is out of the game now, thanks to the magazine publisher’s relationship with wife Crystal Harris. Speaking about his 26-year-old bride, whom he wed in December, the multi-millionaire gushes that he’s a happy, committed, one-woman man. “All our friends think it’s made in heaven,” he tells Esquire of his third marriage. (Hef was wed twice before, to Mildred Williams from 1949 to 1959, and to Kimberley Conrad from 1989 to 2010.) “It’s only people who don’t know us, who simply see us as stereotypes in terms of age and beauty.” “I just feel very, very fortunate to have found her at this stage in my life. I saved the best till last,” he says of the model.
Man, Crystal Harris is a lucky lady. Laying under a corpse is apparently a great way to become a millionaire. I wish the happy couple the best.]]>
The motorcycle mogul ,43, married pro-drag racer Alexis DeJoria, 35, in Malibu on Sunday after dating for approximately seven months….James’s youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria’s daughter Bella, 10, reportedly served as flower girls in the private ceremony at the estate of DeJoria’s multi-billionaire father, John Paul DeJoria, the co-founder of the Paul Mitchell hair care products line, the Patron Spirits Company, and the House of Blues nightclub chain…“Jesse’s always had a man crush on John Paul,” an insider tells Star. “And what better way to get close to him than to get hitched to his daughter?”
So, let’s recap Jesse James’ last two relationships: Kat Von D. He cheated on her. Sandra Bullock. He married her then cheated on her with basically everybody. Not sure if Alexi DeJoria picked up on this, but Jesse James likes to cheat. I hope she’s okay with that, because expect another “Jesse James cheated on me” story in a few months.]]>
Lindsay Lohan is trying to get her life back on track these days. Hopefully helping her do just that? Avi Snow, a New York City based musician and club promoter. A source exclusively tells E! News that the 26-year-old actress is dating Snow, who plays guitar for indie band, City of the Sun. That said, the twosome has only been together for a few weeks and their relationship is said to be in “the early stages.” Still, Avi was aboard the Mr. Pink private jet that flew Lindsay to L.A. early morning.
I don’t know what “the early stages” of a Lindsay romance involves, but I can assume that means she hasn’t asked him for money yet.]]>
“She even texts him while Lamar sleeps in their bed right next to her. The Game has been a rock for Khloe, listening to her problems, giving her advice and telling her she’s beautiful inside and out. He keeps saying she can do better than Lamar and she needs a man like him, who’d treat her like the queen she is.”“Lamar thinks Khloe and The Game are more than friends. She will go hours without answering Lamar’s calls, which has never happened before. And she talks about The Game nonstop,” the insider tells Star. “That night in the car, Khloe let it slip that The Game told her she has a nice ass. Lamar flipped. He told her The Game is trying to get with her and that she’s cheating emotionally, which she didn’t deny.”
BREAKING: The Kardashian sisters love rappers. Kim and Kanye, one of the underage ones with Jayden Smith, and now Khloe with the game. Kourtney’s husband must feel like an accountant at Thanksgiving dinner.]]>
Letterman perfectly set up the lovely Gomez, saying, “Last time you were here, you were with a Justin Bieber. That’s not going on now.” The Spring Breakers star, 20, affirmed to Letterman that she and the Biebs, 19, were no longer a couple, replying: “No, I’m single. I’m so good.” Letterman then cracked, “Now, the last time he was on, he and I got into a conversation and he said something and I said something, and then he said something and I said something, and I made him cry.”Without missing a beat, the former Disney darling then quipped, “Well then, that makes two of us.” Letterman then gave her a fist bump, as the audience howled with laughter.
Damn, Selena. That was cold-blooded. It’s shame that she’ll have to wear a suit of armor and be surrounded by train tigers when she goes outside now. I was just starting to notice her legs.]]>
n an interview with weekend’s Times Magazine, Taylor was asked about what it was like performing the song at the BRITS earlier this year…The interviewer then went on to ask if she would ‘die’ if she had to sing a song she’d written about an ex-boyfriend in front of them. Taylor then admitted that she had already been in that situation when performing ‘Trouble’ at the BRITS. She said:”Well, it’s not hard to access that emotion when the person the song is about is standing by the side of the stage watching.” Now we don’t recall any of Taylor’s exes being in the audience at the BRITS when she performed- other than Harry Styles that is.
There’s a theory out there that Taylor Swift isn’t dating to find love, but dating because she doesn’t really know how to write about anything else. She needs to date to write songs and sell albums, because she’s basically a 15-year old girl. If she ever fell in love, her next album would be about kittens or her scrapbook.
In recent days Cyrus, who’s been lying low, “seems exhausted,” adds the source. But she’s not given up on the idea of a reconciliation. “She has no plans to see Liam but seems to be clinging to hope that they will get back together,” says the source. “Miley hasn’t canceled the wedding.”
There’s been a lot of theories as to why this relationship hasn’t worked out, the most believable one being that Liam Hemsworth looks like Calvin Klein model and Miley Cyrus looks like the 3rd runner at a Miss County Fair pageant. There’s no way this was going to last. In LA, it’s like the Walking Dead except the hordes are models. Miley didn’t really stand a chance.]]>
While his girlfriend, Mila Kunis, is traveling around the world promoting her new movie, Ashton, 35, hit up a bar in Austin, Texas earlier this week, and RadarOnline.com has the photo where he was caught chatting up a pretty brunette! The woman has a huge smile on her face and seems to be laughing as Ashton leans in to talk with her on Monday night, as he hit up the SXSW festival and partied in the VIP section of My Bar.
Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore at least twice that we know of, and now it looks like he’s already started cheating on Mila Kunis. I don’t understand how anybody could cheat on Mila Kunis, but then again, most of us aren’t idiots.]]>
One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.” Another source added, “They have broken up before, and are broken up again now. There was drama because she suspected he had a wandering eye. And she recently tweeted a denial that he cheated. “While Miley has insisted they are still together, right now they are very, very much apart,” the insider said
So basically, Miley likes to party and Liam likes to bang women who aren’t Miley. I hope this story serves as a warning to all women about the dangers of getting a lesbian haircut.]]>
“They were in a booth together and he had his arm around her and they were kissing on the lips. At one point, they were standing up and kissing and everyone saw them.” The eyewitness at the club adds, “They did not leave together, and I am not sure if they will see each other again. But they have been tweeting and instagraming back and forth.”
Carmen Electra’s exes include Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, and most of Vegas, so she seems to have a certain type. Hopefully she’ll put it all together one day and date somebody actually named “Douche”.]]>
January Jones … the alleged Sienna Miller in the Liam Hemsworth, Miley Cyrus relationship … finally faced the media about her alleged affair yesterday … and she didn’t exactly deny anything. The “Mad Men” star arrived to a flock of photogs at LAX and was immediately hit with the questions everyone wants to know — Did you hook up with Liam? Why were you and Liam photographed together in the back seat of an SUV at the Oscars?
You can see more in the video if you click on the link, or maybe I should say you can see absolutely nothing. Which is exactly what Jones said. I think only way to settle this is a Cyrus/Jones topless cage match. Maybe this is what Hemsworth has been planning all along.]]>
“I’m not actively looking, because you don’t find anything when you’re looking for it,” she continues, explaining that her perfect guy would be someone who appreciates her for her “actual dimensions,” not her persona as a celebrity. “If I could find someone who just looked at me like I’m a girl, like a girl they want to be their girlfriend, with all my accomplishments and my criticisms, without this big cartoon character that most people see me as because they don’t know me…I just want a guy to be dating me as a girl,” she says.
This sounds like a chick deep in denial, because trust me on this, dudes don’t overthink this. A tall, rich blonde wants to date them, so they try to bang said tall, rich blonde until they find out she’s batshit and just bought a house right next door to them after dating for two weeks. Taylor, guys are dating you because you are a girl. That’s kinda what we do. Unless we’re gay, then we probably lie to you and say we like your music.]]>
“Ashton made a lot of money after marrying Demi — a lot more than she made — but despite him becoming just as famous through her, he believes he doesn’t owe her that much,” the source said,” adding of Demi: “She has had enough.” ….She’d been hoping to quietly negotiate a settlement and then file the papers once an agreement was reached…But negotiations got bogged down, and, “Ashton has been very difficult during the talks,” the insider said. “You could even say he has been hostile.” Kutcher is the highest-paid actor on TV, pulling in $24 million last year for “Two and a Half Men,” and he’s also become a savvy investor in various tech start-ups.
Kutcher has firmly moved on with Mila Kunis, and Demi Moore is the old lady at the club now, so hopefully this doesn’t drag on for too much longer. Nobody wants to see their grandma getting bottle service.]]>
“He claims to be purchasing an energy company in Switzerland,” a source told The Post’s Richard Johnson. “He’s having a hard time getting cash. He can’t figure out why, duh.”…“He misses America, and when he gets enough money he wants to lobby for a presidential pardon.”
I guess Anne Hathaway could mail him her Oscar so he can melt it down, but I think she still sleeps with it and talks to it at dinner.]]>