Let me preface this by saying, that I respect George Clooney‘s game. Chicks who date George Clooney know exactly what the deal is going in. George will bang them for a while in exchange for them being able to say “I’m dating George Clooney”. The second they try to get serious or talk about their feelings, they’re gone and George moves on to the next. That being said, John Mayer is a douche. From what we can see, Mayer tells chicks he is in love with them and wants to only be with them, then bangs them a few times, then leaves. He’s part of the reason women hate men. That being said, Katy Perry is over it. Radar Online reports:

“John just can’t commit, and he kept luring Katy back with promises that was going to change, but then he didn’t. Katy was pretty crazy about him, so she kept giving him another chance,” a source close to the California Gurls singer tells us. “John liked Katy, so he wanted to keep her in his life, but it just wasn’t up to Katy’s standards. She needs the guy to be on board 100 percent and she was sick of John disappearing for five days at a time, then booty calling her, then straightening up and treating her well, only to go back to his old behavior a few days later. “Finally she was like ‘lose my number’,” the source reveals.

Since I have a penis, I can see why Mayer is doing this, because have you seen Katy Perry’s boobs? Huge boobs can make you do a lot of dumb things. Katy Perry could have Optimus Prime’s voice and I’d probably still marry her.

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